mellapants

It has come to my attention that many of you hold a sort mystic image of myself as some sort of hermit living in a mountain hut extracting comic art from my arse like some kind of alchemist.  Let it be known that this is a greatly exaggerated falsification on the part of my character!  I will lay down the truth as I know it to be. First, it isn't a hut at all, but rather a nice tidy cave I stumbled upon during one of my drunken wanderings of the Wasatch Mountains; tidy once I evicted the bear family that had laid claim to it first.  Once that was over and I was something akin to sober I began at once making it my own!  Due to powerful therma